Cat spam

chloweafterdark:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

He forgot the forty two cents though

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ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

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ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

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can-town-mayor:

wanderingsoul864:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

Proud to say I got this… After 10 seconds. *new record*

wat

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moon-ster:

http://moon-ster.tumblr.com/

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pheebadohdoh:

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

oh mY GOD LOOK AT THAT RAT CUTIE!!!

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wompwompmo:

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

new screensaver on my phone

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sodamnrelatable:

 

i know what u are 

ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight

say it

a blogger

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